21 Funny Wedding Cake Toppers For The Comical Couple

Weddings are joyous celebrations of love wherein a happy couple proclaims their mutual devotion in front of teary-eyed family and friends. Crying is par for the course during the ceremony, but by the time the reception rolls around, everyone’s ready to celebrate with dancing and laughter. 

What better way to get in a festive and silly mood than comically defacing an elegant wedding cake with a funny cake topper? Below, we’ve listed the best funny wedding cake toppers you can find to put a smile on everyone’s face.

No matter your sense of humor, marriage dynamic, or favorite hobby, one of these wedding toppers is sure to poke fun at it and help you express your silly side to friends, family, and your partner for life. 

Custom Bobblehead Wedding Cake Topper

These silly bobblehead lovebirds come in 10 different skin color/racial combinations, all with the same pose. The groom stands flashing his undershirt printed with his favorite sports team, and the bride lovingly caresses his shoulder while kicking one stiletto heel behind her from under her dress. That’s not all, though!

The bride’s pulling a sneaky, placing her other hand on her newly betrothed’s backside. This humorous cake topper is customizable so that the groom can choose his favorite sports team’s logo to don, and you can even add on a beloved pet to sit between their newly hitched owners.

Bride Dragging Groom Wedding Topper

If a groom’s devotion to his bride is anything as steadfast as his devotion to all-night video game tournaments with his buddies, then you know the marriage is bound for success! This black silhouetted gamer cake topper pictures a bride dragging her groom, game controller in hand, by the suit collar away from a flat-screen TV.

Any avid gamer will appreciate the humor of this comical cake topper. If not, see it as a warning sign from bae to get with the picture! This fun topper is made of lightweight yet sturdy plastic material with a stake attached to ensure a secure mounting.

Drunk Bride Wedding Topper

For the ultimate party couple, this drunk bride wedding topper may be a foretelling of the wedding reception shenanigans. And, why not? After all, it’s your special day. You decide if you want to remember it or not!

Another gem from Etsy artist, Plasticsmith, this topper is a black plastic silhouette of a groom catching his bride mid-fall as she holds a wine glass high with one hand and a large bottle in the other. You can never have one too many on your wedding day! 

Guinea Pig Wedding Toppers

If you and your betrothed are lovers of cute, fat, furry rodent friends, then these guinea pig wedding toppers are the perfect addition to your wedding or groom’s cake. They are two separate pieces: a groom guinea pig with a top hat and a bride guinea pig with a veil and diamond ringed paw.  

Because they are separate pieces, you can place them in any position you like. They can be affectionately touching snouts or looking straight ahead as if posing for a picture. Whichever way you pose them, they’ll remain a family keepsake for as long as you both shall live.

F***ing Finally Wedding Topper

We all have a set of friends that took a decade to tie the knot finally. Everybody goes at their own pace, but those that come in dead last should receive a humorous, honorable mention of some kind. This wedding topper is the perfect piece for the job.

Stating “fucking finally” in fancy cursive gold-plated calligraphy, this hilarious cake topper is a funny way of saying “it’s never too late” to the lucky couple. 

Cat Cake Toppers

Cat lovers will swoon over this sweet pair of bride and groom kitties in a loving caress. Groom kitty has a bow tie and top hat and stares straight ahead as a veiled bride kitty rubs her face against his. The third piece is a heart-shaped sign that says “Mr. & Mrs.”

This three-piece personalized wedding cake topper is an endearing and unique set that will melt everyone’s heart while also honoring the couple’s feline family members.  

Basset Hound Cake Toppers

Artists at Etsy’s PolkaDotShop have an adorable cake topper for every kind of animal lover, whether you’re a cat person or a dog person. These sweet basset hound cake toppers consist of a bride and groom basset hound as two separate pieces that you can arrange any way you like. 

They can be touching snouts a la “lady and the tramp” or running alongside each other across the top of your wedding cake. 

Additionally, PolkaDotShop gives you the option to customize your toppers with an extra piece showing the couple’s names or a personal congratulatory phrase. 

Raccoon Wedding Cake Toppers

This whimsical set of boat-faring raccoons will undoubtedly be a wedding topper none of your guests have seen before. The set consists of a veiled bride raccoon and a groom raccoon with a top hat, each in their own canoes made from bright green leaves with a stemmed leaf paddle. 

This two-piece figurine set allows you the freedom to place the raccoon couple rowing towards each other, alongside each other, or bow to bow. Whichever way they’re rowing, these creative figurines are bound to bring joy and authenticity to your wedding festivities.  

Bride Dragging Fisherman Wedding Topper

Avid fishermen can pass days on end searching for the perfect catch, content to spend hours sitting back with their fishing buddies waiting for fish to bite. We’re sure a fisherman’s wife has accepted his hobby, but not on their wedding day!

Another excellent wedding topper from Plasticsmith features a black silhouetted picture of a bride dragging her groom by the suit collar away from his daily catch, toting a fishing pole pulling a large squirming fish. At least he got one last bite in before the big day! 

Weightlifting Groom Wedding Topper

This awesome cake topper takes the term “power couple” to a whole new level! This black silhouette of a muscular groom hoisting a giant barbell above his head with his spritely bride perched comfortably on the bar. The image of the power couple stands atop a customizable Mr. & Mrs. “Smith” base. 

Any fitness lover will enjoy and take pride in this unique wedding topper that represents their shared passion for physical strength and the strength of their marriage. 

Married AF Wedding Cake Topper

Nothing seals the deal more directly than an “AF” suffix. And if you’ve just gotten married, there’s no better time to proclaim “We’re married AF” than on top of your wedding cake in front of all your loved ones. That’s why this “Married AF” cake topper is the perfect modern-day “we did it!” exclamation.

As with all their products, ToppedwithBliss cake toppers come in your choice of 19 different sparkly colors and ship in 24 hours. 

Mutual Weirdness Forever Wedding Cake Topper

You know you’ve found a keeper when you feel free enough to be as weird as only you can be around them. You can let your freak flag fly on your wedding day as well with this funny topper that states “mutual weirdness forever.”

You can choose from 21 sparkly colors to adorn the lettering, and with a thin lolly-stick attachment, you can remove it for a more aesthetic viewing of an untarnished cake surface.  

Football Couple Cake Topper

Football lovers will score a touchdown with this silly football-themed cake topper. This single-piece figurine features a strapping groom hugging a football to his chest with one arm while giving his new bride a piggy-back ride. By the looks of his smiling face, he’s game for the tackle!

The detailing on this custom cake topper is exquisite, and you can customize the hair color on the playful couple.  

Ball and Chain Wedding Cake Topper

If you’re ready to get a jumpstart on backhanded terms of endearment, why not get it out in the open on your wedding night? This wedding topper is a black plastic ball attached by a chain to a shackle. 

For the cynics and black humorists among us, this literal representation of the old “ball and chain” will undoubtedly evoke the desired scoffs and guffaws from friends and family.

Escaping Groom Wedding Cake Topper

Sometimes a gal just has to give a guy an ultimatum to rope him in. For any groom claiming he was dragged into his marriage, there’s a creative cake topper out there for you! Another boldly hilarious wedding cake topper from LoveandLuxeHandmade features a bride dragging a clawing groom by his leg to the altar. 

Customizable Husky Wedding Cake Topper

This realistic husky figurine sitting behind a customizable heart sign that says “I do too” above your special date is the perfect cake topper for a wedding cake or groom’s cake. If you aren’t a husky owner, you can request the breed of your choice, and MyCustomCakeTopper makers are happy to oblige. 

Bride Wears The Pants Wedding Cake Toppers

Brides may wear wedding dresses, but everyone knows they “wear the pants” in the marriage dynamic. The artists at LoveandLuxeHandmade bring this metaphor to fruition with this comedic depiction of a pants-less groom seemingly shrugging in acquiescence as his wife stands clothed in a short wedding dress and his missing slacks.

You’ve known it all along, buddy, and it’s better to laugh about it anyway!

Bride Dragging Golfer Cake Topper

For golf lovers wanting to get a quick 18 holes in before they say “I do,” think again! This silly wedding cake topper pictures a bride dragging her golf-capped groom by the coattails as he grasps for his flying golf club. This comical scene lies atop a customizable Mr. & Mrs. sign under which the couple can place their newly married surname.  

You can further customize the color of this wedding cake topper from a selection of either sparkly or matte colors. 

Couple With Their Dachshund Cake Topper

It’s hard to find a cuter and funnier breed than the dachshund, aka wiener dog. This adorable wedding cake topper puts a canine twist on the traditional wedding topper.

This comical wedding cake topper features newlyweds standing face to face in the traditional marriage embrace while their dachshund puppy stands on his hind legs at their feet, holding a customizable heart in his front paws.  

Sexy Bride and Groom Figurine

Who says sexy has to be serious? This cheeky cake topper figurine features a bride showing a little thigh with a garter to boot while both parties cop a feel of each other’s backside. This wedding topper is perfect for the couple that can’t wait till their honeymoon to get handsy! 

Mr. And Mrs. Smith Wedding Cake Topper

For those super adventurous couples that would take a bullet for each other, this spy couple figurine comically represents the first of many missions together. Both bride and groom stand facing outward and brandishing sleek black handguns in the iconic “mission-impossible” pose, signifying that they’ll always have each other’s backs.

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